Everyone wants to be a star and the obvious way to do that is make a video.
Enjoy and you're welcome!
(The video is at the end of the post)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAvF2jdwCm4&list=UUrx-Jg2ObUPV2fabjT9CRCg&index=1&feature=plcp
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Friday, May 11, 2012
What I Know about Men I Learned from Boys
New Things: Carolina Beach, Finished last school paper ever, new lover of the show LOST, music video
I know nothing about men... clearly. Luckily, children are extremely transparent. They are nothing more than smaller versions of us with less maturity and understanding. So I've decided to acknowledge the truths behind what boys say and do. The list of truths below are all from kids grades k-5th.
Graham: "I've never seen you dressed up and your hair done. it looks nice"
Translation: You need to dress up more often.
Ben: "you need to paint your nails"
Translation: Pay attention to the details
"I want to marry you... I don't know why I said that"
Translation: Men don't always think before they speak
Josh "I'm just mad"
Translation: I'm mad that I'm not getting attention from you or that I failed at something.
Gavin- "I ALREADY KNOW!" (but he usually is wrong)
Translation: I don't want you to tell me I'm wrong.
Andrew- "Please play with me"
Translation: Please take an interest in my hobbies.
Landon- "Do you need help with that?"
Translation: Guys just want to help whether or not you are capable of doing it yourself.
Ben "Can I show you my new card trick"
Translation: I'm an expert at something and I need to show off.
Kevin "Lindsay you're so cool... sike"
Translation: Even the tough guy needs a hug. He may not be able to express how he feels sincerely
DeAnte 5th grader- "Andrew, give me a high five" Andrew kindergarten: "NO!"
Translation: D- needs to be protector and provider. A- likes things his way
Dawson "Why don't you give me food?"
Translation: A way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
I know nothing about men... clearly. Luckily, children are extremely transparent. They are nothing more than smaller versions of us with less maturity and understanding. So I've decided to acknowledge the truths behind what boys say and do. The list of truths below are all from kids grades k-5th.
Graham: "I've never seen you dressed up and your hair done. it looks nice"
Translation: You need to dress up more often.
Ben: "you need to paint your nails"
Translation: Pay attention to the details
"I want to marry you... I don't know why I said that"
Translation: Men don't always think before they speak
Josh "I'm just mad"
Translation: I'm mad that I'm not getting attention from you or that I failed at something.
Gavin- "I ALREADY KNOW!" (but he usually is wrong)
Translation: I don't want you to tell me I'm wrong.
Andrew- "Please play with me"
Translation: Please take an interest in my hobbies.
Landon- "Do you need help with that?"
Translation: Guys just want to help whether or not you are capable of doing it yourself.
Ben "Can I show you my new card trick"
Translation: I'm an expert at something and I need to show off.
Kevin "Lindsay you're so cool... sike"
Translation: Even the tough guy needs a hug. He may not be able to express how he feels sincerely
DeAnte 5th grader- "Andrew, give me a high five" Andrew kindergarten: "NO!"
Translation: D- needs to be protector and provider. A- likes things his way
Dawson "Why don't you give me food?"
Translation: A way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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